Cheap accommodation in Amsterdam

If you’re looking for excellent, cheap accommodation in Amsterdam (or even just mediocre, cheap accommodation in Amsterdam) a brief Internet search will provide you with many possibilities. If these are fully-booked, you may like to consider a park bench or a room in the Hans Brinker Budget Hotel, Amsterdam.

For only 25 euro you can stay in one of our spectacularly un-spacious suites, each of which does not feature a flat-screen TV, a double bed or free access to our non-existent swimming pool and spa area. To book, click here.

Rates: € 22,50 - € 53,50 per person, per night

Legal note: The Hans Brinker Budget Hotel does offer cheap accommodation in Amsterdam but cheap accommodation herein describes ‘inexpensive relative to others in the sector’ but not (under hotel regulations & guides the Netherlands brief #4569. 67887. 89) ‘good’ accommodation or indeed ‘pleasant,’ ‘hygienic’ accommodation or any derivation thereof. Those wishing to stay at the Hans Brinker Budget Hotel, Amsterdam, do so at their own risk and will not hold the hotel liable for food poisoning, mental breakdowns, terminal illness, lost limbs, radiation poisoning, certain diseases associated with the 18th century, plague, etcetera.